I have seen "Passion Play" before today. Now, if you were to have asked me about it, I probably would have said. "It's a movie where Megan Fox has wings and is a stripper or something like that." You'd think I had forgotten about it because it's straight out awful....
Mulberry Street - A Mischief of Zombies By Bob Blaschuk Mulberry Street is a first time offering from writers Jim Mickle and Nick Damici, who went on to write "Stakeland", and "We Are What We Are." Mickle also directed this one, and that is about as good of a pedigree...
Paranormal Entity - Americas Most Demonic Home Videos By Bob Blaschuk Before any sort of reviewing, joke making, and general movie nerd raging happens, I would really like to point out that the alternate name for Paranormal Entity is Paranormal Investigations 3. There...
River of Darkness - Total Nonstop Awful! By Bob Blaschuk *Clears Throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Bob Blaschuk brings to you a review of a movie that features your favorite stars from Total Nonstop Action wrestling! River of Darkness is a full-stop, lack...
#1 Cheerleader Camp – Beneath the Bottom of the Barrel By Bob Blaschuk Let's talk about "Late Night Comedy," the sub-genre #1 Cheerleader Camp falls under. This term encompasses the type of film you would find on during the darkest hours of late night television....
"Burning Bright" is apparently based on a poem from 19th century English Romantic Age poet William Blakes called "The Tyger". I would not be offended, nor would I know if you took the time right now to go and read this short poem. I recommend you take note of the line...
Ghostquake - The Haunted Dreams of Danny Trejo By Bob Blaschuk So, Ghostquake (a.k.a. Haunted High) is bad. That line alone is probably enough to stop most people from watching this movie. Still, what's worse than bad is that Ghostquake is just extremely boring. See,...
South Beach Academy - Feldmania! By Bob Blaschuk Previously in my movie watching life... "I'm sure the other Corey Feldman movie on this two pack can't be any worse than Rock N Roll High School Forever, can it?" Short answer. Yes! Yes, it damn well can! South Beach...
I am going to preface this review by saying that XOXO is a movie which was not made with me in mind. I do not take part in raves, festivals, drugs, dancing, buses, standing in lines, nor generally going outside if not necessary. So, my review may reflect that in its...
The Quest – Stereotype Fight Club By Bob Blaschuk With Roger Moore passing not so long ago, I really wanted to review at least one of his films that weren't part of his James Bond days. For me, I feel that the best way to celebrate an actor who brought so much joy...
